October 2010
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UPDATE: nom noms
Today I cracked open my Franken Berry cereal. It was beautiful, even if I was in a rush to get to class and had to scarf them down in 5 minutes.
September 2010
7 posts
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Specimen "A": The Unentitled Douchette.
The voice. You could not escape the raspy, booming voice of a pint sized person if you took two rooms of cotton candy and shoved them behind you to stop her from talking. Mostly because I would eat the cotton candy, but that’s not the point.
This saturday, walking with my friends Sam and Rachel to go to the Best Job Ever conference here at Belmont, we were accidentally follwed by the voice...
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They're Spooktackular!
Ah, Halloween. Its in over a month, and I’m already getting excited. My suitemates even have decorations on their door. I’m celebrating in a more private way.
Two words: Count (freakin’) Chocula. First distributed in 1971, Count Chocula and his buddy Franken Berry have made the lives of people browsing the cereal aisle rediculously happy every October. Well, my friends,...
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ya retaded, no you retaded, no YOU're retaaded
step 1: walk to the lobby to do homework
step 2. sit on one of the couches
step 3. eavesdrop and not do homework.
I sit across the coffee table from a seemingly canoodling friend-couple. The male part of this couple is wearing a tie-dye shirt (home made, of course…and v-neck), sweatpants, and has dirt for shoes. He is also on the phone. With Mallory.
I do not know Mallory, but I do know...
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the sweet sound of approval
As I walk out of “Bear House,” my new home named after rich betch Adilicia Acklen’s bear pen, I see a very small girl with a loosely tucked in Brand New shirt. I contemplate saying, “hey, I like your shirt.” but then decide not to because I don’t even listen to Brand New and couldn’t even tell you what their last album was.
After I had come to that...
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so here I am
Here at Belmont University, Nashville, Tennessee.
Being at the best landscaped school in the country is just an added perk to all of the things I’m potentially going to be doing. I walk around and see brick and columns and I’m immediately happy. Fairbanks, Alaska has wood. and vinyl siding. no brick. It’s a nice change of scenery for once, not to mention a very classy one.
I...